| Wednesday, November 15, 2006 |
| For my birthday? FOX, you shouldn't have. No, really - YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. |
On Nov. 27, FOX-TV will air the first segment of a two-part special, "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened." "In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade." It's brought to you by Mike Darnell, the same programming genius responsible for previous FOX reality shows and specials like "Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?," "When Animals Attack," "Busted on the Job," "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?," "Temptation Island," "Married by America," "Celebrity Boxing," and so many more. We can only hope that no advertisers actually want to buy time on the thing, thereby rendering it a (financial) failure no matter how many folks tune in.
Joe had an idea for a sequel: "Saddam Hussein: If I Gassed the Kurds, Here's How I Did It." |
posted by 125records @ 3:44 PM  |
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What's really funny about that is that I know a guy named Mike Darnell. Really nice guy, too. Clearly, not the same fella. The whole thing reminds me of a joke from the original OJ era. Simpson is quoted as saying he will be looking constantly for the man who committed those murders. In an unrelated stories, workers removed all mirrors from OJ's house... (I didn't say it was a good joke...)
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I thought this whole thing was a sick joke at first -- as the Wicked Witch of the West howls in THE WIZARD OF OZ, "What a world! What a world!" There's a special place in the deepest corner of Hell reserved for OJ and I'm certain someone will help him move there in the near future.
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What's really funny about that is that I know a guy named Mike Darnell. Really nice guy, too. Clearly, not the same fella. The whole thing reminds me of a joke from the original OJ era. Simpson is quoted as saying he will be looking constantly for the man who committed those murders. In an unrelated stories, workers removed all mirrors from OJ's house... (I didn't say it was a good joke...)